Did ya miss me? Of course you did, you horny little freaks. I missed you too! And thank you for your patience. I am so happy to be reemerging from the …
Whaddup you kinky little hos, It’s 5 am, I haven’t gone to sleep yet, and I feel 💀near death 💀but it’s cool because I just got an email that I need t…
Hi! I missed you! I’m so happy to be back in your inboxes! I know I said I’d publish every other week. I also know I did not uphold that promise. But t…
Hey there, Um… yeah… no newsletter last week. No notice, even. A first in HB/LB history. Listen, I’m not perfect. Shockingly (and much to my chagrin) w…
Good Summer, Hot Girls, This newsletter continues to be allegedly published on Thursdays but actually published on Fridays. And that’s charming and a c…
As the old saying goes, intentions are like assholes: totally useless unless you really put in the work to produce something great. That is all to say,…
Hi kiddos, Happy 4th of July to my American readers. I hope you are with your loved ones/drunk and not checking your email on a holiday. These little p…
Hey guys. Sorry about last week. Things got a little intense, even for me. I’m recovering—slowly but steadily. If I’m lucky, I’ll hit my head hard enou…
Hello dear readers, A WARNING BEFORE YOU PROCEED: This issue of the newsletter acknowledges that I have a sexuality. If you are, say, a former coworker…
Hey girlies, The newsletter is a day late again this week but for a good reason this time! My ex-work wife/current friend/Reply All producer Jessica Yu…
Hello, my children. We have quite a few new readers amongst our ranks this week -- welcome! If you have not yet read the HIGHBROW/LOWBROW manifesto, yo…
Riddle me this: Why would a sorely underemployed person choose to pay $120 to an institution whose endowment is larger than half the world’s economies,…