"You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself."
Simone Polanen
“I saw you hanging out with Kayley yesterday.” “R-REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THI-” “I won't hesitate, bitch!” *pew*
Simone Polanen
It's a avocado! Thankssss.
Simone Polanen
Oh my gawd I love Chuh-pote-lay! Chuh-pote-lay is my liiiiiife!
Simone Polanen
And they were roommates...
Simone Polanen
I want a Jewish girl that go to temple, AND READ HER TORAH.
Simone Polanen
Oh my gosh, is that Corbin Bleu from Jump In?
Simone Polanen
Okay, enough people told me they read these, so the subheads are staying🎉
Simone Polanen
If you read these subheadings, can you tell me? Otherwise, I'm stopping wasting my time on these hoes.
Simone Polanen
Let me live!!!!
Simone Polanen
Fists out for the boys.
Simone Polanen
Shoutout to all the pear.
Simone Polanen