A smaller, less satisfying version of the newsletter!
Simone Polanen
"Stoooop! I coulda dropped my crussaunt!"
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"So you just gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"
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"You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself."
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“I saw you hanging out with Kayley yesterday.” “R-REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THI-” “I won't hesitate, bitch!” *pew*
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It's a avocado! Thankssss.
Simone Polanen
Oh my gawd I love Chuh-pote-lay! Chuh-pote-lay is my liiiiiife!
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And they were roommates...
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I want a Jewish girl that go to temple, AND READ HER TORAH.
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Oh my gosh, is that Corbin Bleu from Jump In?
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Okay, enough people told me they read these, so the subheads are staying🎉
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If you read these subheadings, can you tell me? Otherwise, I'm stopping wasting my time on these hoes.
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