Advent Day 22
"Why do you need to mentally prepare for Charisse?"
One thing about starting a public-facing advent calendar…
Is that it inevitably just morphs into your personal journal. Because at the top of the month, you’re like, “Yeah, I’m gonna love writing every day about things that make me happy.” And then a good three weeks in, you’re like, “Will my body ever feel pleasure again?” and your readership is like, “I thought this was about culture and Christmas” and you’re like, “Yeah, but what does ‘culture’ and ‘Christmas’ even mean anymore? In a time like this?” And they’re like, “You know, these are totally valid feelings. Maybe these are thoughts you should explore in a PRIVATE journal like your therapist suggested?” Which is funny because… how am I supposed to monetize my private thoughts and emotions lol????
Anyways, this is about culture and Christmas, guys. Stay focused.
Since I’m in a bad mood and therefore feeling Disrespectful™, I offer you the world’s most disrespectful Christmas song from a man with the horniest discography: