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"Stoooop! I coulda dropped my crussaunt!"
Simone Polanen
"So you just gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"
Simone Polanen
"You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself."
Simone Polanen
“I saw you hanging out with Kayley yesterday.” “R-REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THI-” “I won't hesitate, bitch!” *pew*
Simone Polanen
It's a avocado! Thankssss.
Simone Polanen
Oh my gawd I love Chuh-pote-lay! Chuh-pote-lay is my liiiiiife!
Simone Polanen
And they were roommates...
Simone Polanen
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