I'm taking a personal day

And, sadly, there's nothing you can do about it.

Sorry, don’t have it in me this week.

Nothing to worry about. I’m totally fine. I’m not even busy. I just don’t feel like it.

Before you take to the streets in white-hot rage (you are, no doubt, devastated), please do remember that consistency and accountability are dirty little words we absolutely do not use in this household.

I’ll be back next week with a gorgeous HIGHBROW, and a delicious LOWBROW.

Until then, please enjoy this bonkers cover of Defying Gravity. Come for the insanely talented children, stay for the delightful audience reactions.