Advent Day 18
"The only thing fake or artificial about me is THIS" *throws prosthetic leg on table*
Christmas is but a week away,
So I think it is finally appropriate to pivot to X-plicitly X-mas Content. And who better to take us to the Snowy Hills of Noël than the Trans-Siberian Orchestra (or TSO for those in the know).
You may have heard of this jolly, symphonic metal band and their EPIC (in the truest sense of the word) mashup of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” and “Carol of the Bells.” It’s such a popular song, people choreograph their Christmas light displays to it.
But Christmas is a full-time job for TSO—they wouldn’t dare to stop at just a single Christmas ditty. No, they’re actually gonna go ahead and make an entire made-for-television film starring actor Ossie Davis and freakin’ Jewel!
Bless the people who upload shit to YouTube because the entire film is available for your consumption for free. So if you’re wondering what heavy metal, Christmas magic, Vegas-level camp, Cold War references, an abundance of split ends, and pure earnestness look like — it’s all TSO baby!!